Green with Envy

We always try to make it to an Irish pub to celebrate St. Paddy’s day and Doug is always decked out in green.  Green pants, green shirt, and always an obnoxious hat.  This year he decided that he didn’t want to chance the bar not having green beer and wanted to bring his own green food coloring along just in case.  I gave him what we had at home and he stuck it in his pocket.  I told him that he was going to get it all over his self.  He argued with me and said that he would be careful.  We made it to the packed out bar and found some seats.  Before any of our friends arrived Doug had already managed to get the food coloring all over his hands!  So this year not only was he wearing all green, he even attempted to make his body green .  Silly boy!  The bar’s beer was not green, but all of our beer was, including all my girly drinks!  Thanks babe!